Sweat Equity

"Yeah Titan, it was about heart" yelled Frank 'Slats' Slattery as he beat a hasty retreat from Kinsley. "Titan, you know what it wasn't about; 'Briscoe! that's what. You were but an innocent bystander." What the hell mused the 'bloated behemoth.' Let that pussy whipped whelp think what he wants. TT/'Slats' had just rallied from a 1-4 deficit to defeat George 'Chemist' Hauss and Rich 'Prezidente' Prezioso (7-5). 'Slats' continued, "When I paired with Chris 'Prosac Kid' I cruised to easy victories; (6-1) vs George 'Teacher' Febles and Bob 'Kraut' Kluge, then the bagel: (6-0) against 'Chemist'/'Prezidente. You were my challenge." For his part the 'stagnating stalicite' paired with nephew Rob 'Jersey Bomber' Briscoe in his two earlier setbacks, (2-6) v. 'Chemist'/'Prezidente.' and (1-6) v. 'Teacher'/'Kraut.' The 'Jersey Bomber' dropped a set of singles (4-6) to Der Klugemeister to complete his trifecta and the morning's activities. As the teams converged at net Sandy Hauss, from the park bench adjacent to the court, exclaimed, "George, I come to watch you play with your friends but once a year. Do you think you could win that ONE set against the 'lumbering loudmouth.' Worse still, instead of looking at six pack abs I see a case of Old Milwaukee empties!" 'Prez' quipped, 'that's another unreturnable against you Titan."