Thursday, September 08, 2011

"We're Back for a New Season"

"Titan, I think it fitting that you choose to blog your season opening indoor play opportunity at the Yonkers Tennis Center. It's deja vu all over again with your two set losses to 'Big Al' Diodati and Bill 'Energizer Bunny Legs' Tully (5-7, 3-6)" commented Max 'Tutor' Tuchman. "Yeah, prince of pusillanimity,' don't forget to tell your readers that you and the 'sartorially splendid septuagenarian' were up 5-4 in the first set before you dropped the ball and lost the final three games" continued 'EBL' at picture time. "Go easy on the 'bloated blowhard' quipped the 'Italian Stallion.' The Titan has lost more than a step with his worsening knee woes. We need him to show up at Kinsley on Saturdays." "Big Al'' countered the Titan "I can't motivate myself to blog those recent Saturday matches I played in.