Saturday, April 17, 2010

It was a Broadway Show

"You're damn right I'm happy" retorted 'Happy Jack' Carey as he dragged on his cigarette at the conclusion of play at Kinsley Park this cool damp morning. Jack was not going to take any crap from the TennisTitan who had predicted that 'HJ' would revert to form in the second set. The limo dispatcher had played remarkably well as TT's partner in the first set (6-4) against Bob 'Kraut' Kluge and Sab 'Koide Kid.' 'HJ' was ripping first serves left and right and was very effective coming to net. TennisTitan decided to get off the Jack bus before the usual crash and was left with his big mouth agape as HJ finished off the second set (4-6) by dropping another winner in front of the 'bullshitting blogger.' 'Koide Kid' turned in a strong performance in both losses alongside 'Der Klugemeister' and the 'bellowing blatherer.' 'KK' imparted his sage wisdom to the watchful Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz who withstood the early morning drizzle to attend the matches. "Joe, san, where are our fair weather friends this glorious Saturday? You were privileged to watch an 85 year old doctor, an unemployed truck driver, and a mendacious motor mouth be upstaged by The Most Happy Fellow - Jack "is it always this easy?" Carey. The ecstatic victor in both sets remarked "make sure you use 'Jack' and 'off' in the blog so I'll know it's about me."

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