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"You boys never had a chance today against the Titan" proclaimed the 'loathsome loud-mouth' at the end of play this afternoon at Kinsley Park. "Only the Green Hornet could have outplayed me on the eve of St. Patty's Day" continued the 'gregarious gargantuan' after his rousing (7-5, 6-1) victories. First, pairing with Carl 'Speedy Legs' Gessman and then with Frank 'Slats' Slattery the 'Yonkers Yakker' reestablished himself as the force to to reckoned with when balls are put in play at Kinsley. Poor Stuart 'not Espn' Scott was victimized in both sets as both 'Slats' and 'Speedy' could not counter the gruesome 'Green Grouch' on the other side of the net. As the teams bid adieu at net 'Slats' remarked, "Titan, remember, you said that this was only a preseason game, that the formal opening of the Spring 2010 outdoor season at Kinsley is this Saturday." " So I shouldn't worry that I played like shit" commented 'SL' Gessman. "That's right, Carl" interjected 'not Espn,' "Titan will teach you those Project Management techniques you need to develop to enhance your resume by organizing our games here at Kinsley." TennisTitan quipped "Stuart, on Saturday you will be my "Kato" - ever faithful valet and crime fighting partner to the Green Hornet."