Saturday, March 06, 2010

Drunken Revelry

"JLC, JLC, JLC, JLC" was the thunderous torrent emitted by the 'bombastic blowhard' this afternoon at the conclusion of two scintillating sets of tennis put together by TennisTitan against his 'perplexed progeny.' "How could I lose to you, ol' man?" lamented Russ 'Hoya Saxa' Briscoe to his 63 year old sire. "After eking out a (4-6) victory in the first set I figured you'd fold like those cheap cameras you use for the stupid blog. But no, you fought like your favorite player - Jim Lawrence Courier, the 'JLC' you worship." Indeed, the senior Briscoe brought his A game to Northwest Park in Austin Texas. Going toe to toe with his 'haughty heir' the 'pedantic patriarch' stunned the enraptured on-lookers on the adjacent courts by coming within a whisker of winning the opening set and then steam rolled the 'Dell dilettante' in the second set (6-2)! At picture time the 'chastened (c)loser' got the riddle answered from the 'enigmatic egomaniac': "J.L.C." is who I want next: Jesse Lee Crossan! That "Blue Hen" needs to meet someone who can close the deal -unlike those 'failed Phillies' against the Yankees." "Dad, be careful what you wish for. You're talking like that yagermeister and red bull Chris bought you at Little Woodies last night is still in your system: you know, 'JLC' - just like Cockrum."

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Whenever you are ready titan, I am ready to dismantle you... Unlike the yankees, you cant buy talent...

Unknown said...

So the Titan beats up on a clearly hungover son and thinks he's ready to take on my boy Jesse? Sounds like the Titan definitely still had a bit of jagerbomb in his system. I feel like there is a wager here. Please let me know the time of this showdown and I will be there with a thermos full of the good stuff to watch!!!