Bible Studies

"Titan, I don't know how you do it, but you do it to me every time" commented an exasperated 'Rockin' Rick Ricci at the end of his 100 minute ordeal against the 'bloated behemoth.' TT had accepted a last minute invitation for a late afternoon singles match against 'RRR' to be played at Schultz Park in Northeast Yonkers. 'Rockin' Rick was itchin' to get off the schneid (having never beaten TT in singles) against another tennis whore who never has enough sense to 'just say no.' The two sets played were very different in content but brought forth the same happy result for the 'boisterous blowhard.' "It was like a truck hit me" lamented 'RRR' after the first set massacre (6-1) that saw TT run to a 5-love, 40-30 lead before choking on his bagel. The resurgent retired NY Times pressman broke the 'pathetic panderer' in the first game of the second set at love and held (also at love) to set the tone for the uphill struggle for the 'languid lothario.' TT came back from love-30 in the 3rd game, and love-40 to break 'RRR' after the 4th deuce to level the set at 2. The 'implausible impostor' ginned up his game to knot the contest at four and hammer nailed his forehand with precision to break 'RRR' at love in the decisive ninth game. As the combatants met at net after the 'flatulent fathead' served it out without difficulty, the Irascible Italian complained, "I blew that second set quicker than I ever blew into my saxophone in my gig playing days." Titan replied sheepishly, "what just happened, it's be done before: John 11:38-53.