Saturday, September 22, 2012

Jaspers Jolted

"Prezzie, you're God awful, over hitting your forehand and hitting your backhand forever into the net" whined the 'wanton wimp' after three hours of play. TennisTitan drew the short straw this Saturday and paired with 'El Prezidente,' Rich Prezioso in three error filled sets at Kinsley. The twosome managed to split a pair of sets (6-2, 3-6) against George 'Chemist' Hauss and 'Rockin' Rick Ricci. 'RRR' had paired with 'Happy Jack' Carey in the opener and secured a (4-6) victory over TT/'Prez' that really rankled the 'loathsome lard ass.' "Of course your blog will ignore your significant contribution to our defeat" reasoned the 'maven of the Manor' Briarcliff at picture time. "You complain that I don't set my feet or adequately prepare my racket before striking the ball. You neglect to mention that your feet might as well be set in concrete when you flail at the ball, 'myopic misanthrope.' "And your idea of racket preparation would seem to be changing it from the right hand to the left hand because you're too damn slow to even try and run around your woefully weak back hand" continued 'El Prezidente.' And quoting that infamous, riot starting, drunken Rodney King, Titan opined, "Prezzie, can't we all just get along" as he packed his tennis bag.

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