Tuesday, August 06, 2013

In Need of a Bus Monitor

"Kraut, you took your hand off the wheel in that second set" commented a disappointed TennisTitan to his bus driving partner.  "We managed to eke out that first set (6-4) victory through grit and determination but lost our edge when we needed you to be razor sharp in the second (3-6), (2-2 partial)" continued the 'bloated blowhard.' "Need I remind you," 'lethargic libertine,' that with that scraggly growth on your face, you wouldn't know razor sharp if you middle name was Gillette' retorted  the 'testy Teuton.' "But, Bob your game is predicated on power, not just on your returns, but on a potent first serve too. Where was it today... at the depot?" "Bob, I think I know where the blog is going based on the 'whines from the wimp" interjected Frank 'Slats' Slattery. "Titan, you have a crappy attitude" teased Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz. You walk Tully for 45 minutes at another park before we play so he takes his dump and sits quietly on the sidelines. Then what do we get from you? At best, you walk after the ball, play like shit, and never shut up. Do you get the irony of it all."

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