Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Senior Fare

"Titan, you put a foursome together quicker than Patsy makes me an omelet for breakfast" crowed Frank 'Slat's Slattery at the conclusion of play this afternoon at Kinsley. "Slats' and TennisTitan  had rallied from the heartbreaking (6-7 [3]) defeat in the first set tie breaker to rout 'Big Al' Diodati and Bob 'Kraut' Kluge (6-1). "Bobby, that work shuttle bus you drive is a round trip run, isn't it' inquired the 'bloated blowhard.' "What of it?" responded  the 'testy Teuton.'  "You must have left the keys in the ignition because the Titan commandeered the vehicle in the second set" continued the 'coddling counselor.'  "Bobby, you kept saying 'Titan's got new knees, that's why he's making those fabulous returns' but the real reason is that the 'lying libertine' has got your keys" reminded the 'Italian Stallion.' "He drove the bus in that second set, we were merely passengers without our seat belts" lamented 'Big Al.' 

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