Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Bye Bye Baby

"Hey Titan, what's with you and St. John's Hospital. First, you recently choose to play with a nurse Lilia who takes care of your non-existent net game, then you bring a hot chick who works there too, to the park that same Saturday who almost had to do the Heimlich on you at TGIF's the other night" crowed Bob 'Kraut' Kluge at the conclusion of play at Kinsley. The 'testy Teuton' and Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz had reason to gloat with their decisive (3-6, 5-7) victories over the TennisTitan and the 'already vacationing' Frank 'Slats' Slattery. 'Today's losses were even more painful than my nearly slicing my knuckle off" whimpered the 'whining wuss' at picture time. "You should'a brought that sweet thing here this afternoon, 'boisterous blowhard,' You had us 5-2 before you 'choked' big time and lost the last five games to lose that second set" smirked 'Gimpy Knees.' "Slats' interjected, any woman seeing the Titan must have a knowledge of CPR - competency, pulchritude, and responsibility. "Game, set, match" beamed the 'egotistical idiot.'

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