Saturday, May 07, 2011

A Sensitive (ass) Soul

"Who can blame him. Not many of us want our picture taken after losing so resoundingly to you" retorted George 'Chemist' Hauss. "Chemist'/TT has just hammered Carl the 'anonymous Gas Man' and Mike not so stellar' Stella in the final set of the morning (6-1) when the Gas Man walked off in a huff, rejecting his picture being taken. The 'accomplished accordionist' had his squeeze box flattened in short order and didn't want to face the music at picture time. "He's a sensitive guy Titan, but you can take mine twice" contributed a far more gracious 'not so stellar' who had fallen victim to the tandem of 'Chemist'/TT (6-0) when paired with 'Happy Jack' Carey earlier in the morning. "We played our best tennis in the set we lost" added the 'Bunsen Burner.' "Dropping the opener in a tiebreak (6-7 [3]) to 'Dave the Rave' and 'Dave 'Big Daddy' Lipscomb speaks well of our ability. 'Big Daddy' has a game to suit his mammoth size and the 'Rave' is like a Black Labrador in his ability to retrieve" continued the 'Chemist.' "But they wouldn't let me take a picture either" countered the Titan. "Perhaps by wining so narrowly against the likes of you, 'bloated blowhard,' they considered it a loss" observed 'Happy Jack.' "I just don't get it" said the TennisTitan. "Get what?" refrained the 'Chemist.' "I put my digital camera on the 'black and white' setting when I saw who our opponents would be."

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