Saturday, September 11, 2010

Change in Energy = Chemical Reaction

"Titan, it's not how you start, it's always how you finish" beamed Rich 'Prezidente' Prezioso at the conclusion of play this morning at Kinsley Park in Yonkers. 'El Prezidente' and Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz had managed to damper TT's ebullient spirits with their hard fought (5-7) victory over the 'tempestuous tyrant' and George 'Chemist' Hauss. The 'loathesome loud mouth' and his 'Chemical compatriot' had had a fast start to their days activities as they rolled through Carl the 'Anonymous Gas Man's pairing with 'Happy Jack' Carey (6-1) in the opener and then with Stuart 'Not Espn' Scott (6-2) in Carl's (nee 'Speedy Legs') second attempt. "Contemptible curmudgeon" smirked the 'Briarcliff buzzsaw' I am tired of you asking me 'if I am tired' after a long point when it is you who move like a sway back camel expecting your partner to get every ball that is minimally out of your reach!" "I am svelte and spiffy in my tidy whities, as you say. I cover more ground in one set on the court, than you do in three" continued the 'hurtful health educator.' As the group left the ball yard the 'Chemist' remarked, "Irksome Idiot,' we basically oxidized in that third set. At 5-5 I saw a drop in our energy level that was a spontaneous reaction to our being out played." 'Gimpy Knees' quipped "you guys combusted. Although Titan brings some heat on his serve, and George, you are light on your feet, but all in all, you had no energy left. Better you should have played the 'anonymous Gas Man again and syphon his tank."

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