The Welcome Wagon

"Maybe you should wear a skirt" quipped Eastchester, NY's own, Dori the 'Rhode Island Red' at the end of two hours and fifteen minutes of play at Riverside Park this date. TennisTitan had finally found his match - and then some - when he hooked into a three setter this beautiful winter morning in the cradle of Tarpon Springs' tennis world. "Do you have to humiliate me this way in front of 12 men playing doubles on the three adjacent courts" pleaded the 'Yonkers Yakker' to Pam 'Here's Another Slam' Baldyga. TT had suffered loses playing as these gals (1-6, 5-7) partner when each had paired with the 'Asian Asteroid', Suki. The 'Korean Komet' speed and defensive prowess dominated all three sets including the (6-2) triumph she engineered with the 'bloated behemoth.' At picture time 'Suki' used her sliced backhand one last time to lacerate the 'lethargic libertine.' "In my culture, we must honor the elderly and enfeebled, 'loathesome loud-mouth,' but at Riverside you are just one of the girls! "Yeah, Dori cackled, don't get your panties in a knot. We beat those other guys too. We'll let you play again on Thursday.