Just Chillin'

"I told you so. I told you so. I told you so," chanted the smiling 'bloated behemoth' as he retreated to his apartment at the Tarpon Tennis and Sail Club late this afternoon. The 'insufferable idiot' had just had his way with the only half way decent player at the club who will engage in singles play. 'Genial George' the 'Genealogist' Pratt accepted the TennisTitan's plea for a game on short notice and proceeded to inflate the 'fatuous fathead's ego with a (6-3. 6-1) double defeat under clear blue skies in 48 degree temperature. 'Genial George' was anything but as the comrades wended their way back to the building complex. 'Boorish Bozo,' we Floridians don't play tennis under winter conditions. I was insane to go out there with you. You looked like the 'absolute asshole' you are wearing shorts and a tee shirt while the 'geratric grannies' were walking the grounds with hooded parkas, ear muffs, scarves and gloves! What are they to think of their new neighbor." "I don't give a damn what those 'botox biddies' think, retorted the 'bombastic blowhard.' The Titan has come to serve and volley, not to walk and talk." To wit the 'Wisecracking Wichitan' quipped, "Well, maybe not to walk ..."