Nutty Male Friends

The 'whining wimp' was wailing so loud that he had to be shushed from the adjacent court: "N-M-F, N-M-F, it's never my fault," TT chanted as today's play concluded at the Yonkers Tennis Center. "Where was the triumphant return" queried 'Big Al' Diodati who was complicit in the (3-6, 2-6) defeat that he and 'Energizer Bunny Legs' Bill Tully hung on the 'boisterous blowhard' and Max 'Tutor' Tuchman. "What return!" kidded 'EBL' who handled the best that TT could offer. Indeed, Titan played to his capabilities but came up short at critical times. 'Tutor' couldn't do enough to offset 'Big Al's control of the allies. Titan can hardly ever out rally the Tullyville Trolley. The 'Beacon of Boca' was not quick afoot on the court but rapidly retorted at net repartee, "N-M-F yourself, you 'bearded blunderer.' No More Foolishness!" "Max, hold on a second' chimed in 'EBL' "without the Titan's antics Tennis would really become 'N-M-F' - Not Much Fun.