Cruz Control

"Titan, that was my birthday present to you!" exclaimed Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz at the completion of the second set at Kinsley today. TT had teamed with 'GK' in administering a thumping (6-1) to John 'the Neck' Manzi and the 'Prozac Kid', Chris Tyrone. Truth be told (why start now?) 'GK' was on fire this afternoon. He teamed with Bill 'Electrolux' Ching in the opener against the 'bloated behemoth' and 'Prosac Kid' and had is way (3-6) then too. 'GK' flashed his ever-so-soft touch volleys and heavy groundies against all opponents on this beautiful spring day. Titan provided adequate support during the many long rallies played and occasionally had the pleasure of finishing off a point 'GK' had controlled from the get-go. Titan departed the courts with 'GK'/'Electrolux' continuing their mastery over an overmatched 'Neck'/'Prosac' tandem. As the 'boisterous bloviator' made his way to the car 'GK' shouted, "Amigo, together we won 6-1 because today is the last day you are 61. On Saturday I will beat your ass 6-2. And you'll know why. Cervezas for everybody!"