Tuesday, April 08, 2008

WhipperSnapper

"Uncle Titan, please emphasize the 'whipped' part in your stupid blog" commented a relieved Rob 'Jersey Bomber' Briscoe at the end of play this afternoon at Brookdale Community College. "And don't be crying that 'you're tired' when you are called upon to play at 5PM. Remember my work day starts at 5AM! Admit it ol' man, you got your ass kicked (1-6) in that second set. Indeed, the whippersnapper showed he mastered the learning curve in set two by cutting down on his errors and prolonging points against the 'immobile minotaur.' Rather than losing those multi-deuce games and doling out free points via double faults, (7) in the first set loss (6-1), he made the 'bombastic blowhard' earn his keep. TennisTitan played as well in the second set drubbing he took as he had in his rout of the upstart. The Brookdale College team practicing on adjacent courts were aghast when the 'Jersey Bomber' confronted the 'whipped whiner' at picture time with "Titan, how about YOU saying 'uncle' to me!"

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