Oscar is a Grouch

"Ah, Titan do you expect me to clean up your mess" queried 'Jasper' George Maniscalco at the conclusion of play this morning at the Yonkers Tennis Center. The Oscar Madison of my tennis world was letting the 'boisterous blowhard' know in no uncertain terms that you can expect only so much from fellow Jaspers. TT/'Jasper George' had fallen meekly (3-6) in their set together against Tony 'no baloney' Guido and 'Lean, Lanky, Lefty' Ed Gordon. 'LLL' jumped on the band wagon also reminding the 'Tortuous Tortoise' that he had forgotten more than his camera today. "Titan, you barely beat me and Jasper (6-4) when you played that first set with 'no baloney' at your side. Did you really expect for me to save your Languid, Lethargic, Lugubrious ass in the third set (2-5, 40-30 partial) against 'JG'/'no baloney'"? Your 'bloviating braggadocio' could only timidly agree with Tony Guido's final assessment."TennisTitan, today you talked the talk, but didn't walk the walk. Next time you show up at the tennis center dressed like 'Big Bird' we don't want to hear a peep out of you!"