Creamed and Reamed

And I am not talking about coffee or sheets of paper! Titan was on the losing end of a very lopsided two setter this morning. TT was bageled in the opening set and managed but one game in the second (0-6, 1-6) as he got his come uppance from 'CC Flash.' Played in very humid conditions Titan was no match for the more well conditioned athlete from Cape Coral. 'Gentleman Jim' kept his returns in bounds and short and was never threatened by the 'boisterous behemoth.' There was hardly a beep from the 'blowhard's side of the net in the 75 minute debacle. Titan was sluggish from the get-go and could not get his legs going in the oppressive conditions. As 'CC Flash' exited the BCK tennis compound he made sure that Titan knew that Marie Antoinette was one of his favorite historical characters. Referring to Titan's enjoying his grand daughters' second birthday last night 'Flash' chortled "Why don't you have another piece of cake, bozzo?" "I did all but guilottine you today Titan!"