Saturday, October 21, 2006

Country Buffet

Your Titan traveled 150 miles up the west coast of Florida to visit his friend at the beautiful Lake Tarpon Sail and Tennis Club in Tarpon Springs for the weekend. During the visit TennisTitan had the pleasure of playing George 'Engineer' Pratt in some singles. Titan and 'Engineer got it on in a three-set affair this date that produced mixed results for the 'boisterous behemoth.' Titan cruised to easy (6-0, 6-1) victories against the 'Engineer' who is still shaking off the ill effects of shoulder surgery 7 months ago. 'Engineer' demonstrated renewed resilience in set three as he thoroughly outplayed your itinerant hacker and humbled the 'bloated blowhard' with a (0-6) rout. As the 'Engineer' repaired to his top floor apartment overlooking Lake Tarpon he hurled one final barb toward TT as the Titan entered Harry Cardon's ground floor residence for all to hear. "Hey, Titan, you always come to Tarpon Springs to feast at Buddy/Freddy's Country Buffet with your pal Harry. Make sure you look me up when you want a bagel, I understand it's not on the breakfast menu." "Ouch" groaned a weary Titan.

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