Just like 'Skeet Shooting'

"Prez, I hope your American Express card is handy." So intoned TennisTitan at net upon completion of yet another dismemberment (6-0, 6-2, 6-1) of Rich 'El Presidente' Prezioso on the clay courts of Briarcliff Manor this morning. In what has become a spring ritual your Titan dined at the tony 'Squires Pub', courtesy of 'Prez,' who continues to believe that he has the game to force the 'bombastic blowhard' into taking out his moth-filled wallet. TT had the timerity to ask the waitress if "bagels were on the luncheon menu" but settled for food that epitomized today's dominance, "I'll have a smothered burger, with a couple of Coor's light." Prez assured the 'bovine bloviator' that his objective today was to shake off the rust of tennis inactivity and make the Titan over confident. As the two off-court friends, on-court foes parted until their next meeting, Titan chortled to his fellow conservative, "Just like George Bush said, 'mission accomplished'!"