Saturday, April 07, 2007

"He's my kemo-SAB-ie"

This morning your TennisTitan joined last week's crew for a rematch at blustery Kinsley Park. With temperatures in the mid-thirties Titan again paired with the ancient, diminutive, sumo warrior, Sab 'Koide Kid.' 'Big Al' DioDati and George 'Chemist' Hauss were on their way to overwhelming your 'immobile motor-mouth' and his partner as they had last week when the spirit of the season intervened. Titan/'KK' rose from the dead by rallying from a double break, 2-4 deficit to take the first set (6-4) in most satisfying fashion. You might say that set 2 had the events of recorded Christendom in reverse order as your 'bloated behemoth' and the Japanese doctor were 'buried' (0-6) by their avenging antagonists. 'Happy Jack" Carey jumped in as TT partner for a third set that was not played to conclusion (5-4 on serve). The 'Chemist' proclaimed making a hasty exit, "Titan, I'm not a sissy because of the gloves, but I am afraid of my wife if I'm not home on time this morning." An incredulous 'Happy Jack' interjected, "Titan, who was that masked man who served silver bullets in the first set?" "Hi Ho, Silver," shouted the 'boisterous blowhard' as he trundled off to his grey camry.

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