Friday, November 04, 2011

"Ich liebe mein chirurg!" says the Titan

"This man has to be kidding, surgical team. I simply told him that by giving him two total knee replacements that he would gain one-quarter to a half inch in height. How does he now conclude that he will gain stature on the court among his friends? That only comes with effective play and it remains to be seen if he will run for the ball come spring. No way that I can improve that erratic first serve or those bricks he volleys. I do not do miracles, only precise reconstructions of knees. Ja, the TennisTitan is a dummkopf."

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