Bitches and Beaches

Titan looked forlornly at the blue-green waters of the Gulf of Mexico and thought to himself "how pissed off should I really be?" The 'boorish bloviator' has just competed a four set match involving three superior female players and came out the clear loser. It wasn't so much dropping the last three sets at 3, 0, 1 but it was the the rejection of his schmooze about his blog. Suki the 'Korean Komet' was awesome as always; running everything down, handling pace, high bouncing balls and the smashes inevitably sent her way. Teaming with Angela the 'Greek' and/or Deeda the 'Pitt Panther,' TennisTitan could not out play the 'Korean Komet' when she was on the other side of the net. TT didn't care a wit that playing with 'KK' was a warm-up exercise in their first set (6-2) hammering of the agile Deeda and the crafty Angela. But the 'bombastic blowhard' was annoyed that none of them were picture friendly. "My husband...yada, yada." "But it will only be the three of you in the photo" didn't resonate. So Titan gave 'his notice' to Suki and likely will not accept future opportunities with this group. The 'blundering plunderer' was pondering his decision wistfully (and the 15 inches of snow pounding Yonkers) and strategizing as to how to insinuate himself into the men's' game that is usually played simultaneously. Then he realized he was standing on 15" of sand and suddenly all was right with the world again!