Chiggers...and a two-legged pest!

"Titan you are so damn annoying on the tennis court that you remind me of the parasite chiggers I have to deal with back in Arkansas" quipped 'Razorback' Whiteside. "Yeah," chortled Ozzie 'Gator Nation' Davids, "this 'bombastic blowhard' has a nice tennis court at Blue Crab Key, but what good is it to him if all he does is stand in one corner and flail at the ball while he prattles on with that aggravating voice!" "Now fellas" commented Walt 'Show Me' Klein, Titan will tell you on his website 'that this is the price you pay' when you say 'yes' to an invitation to a TennisTitan doubles game. You also get a camera shoved in your face, inane platitudes up the wazoo, and to top it off, he tries to make you feel sorry for him when you pummel him on the court." This from the guy who dominates on Pine Island. TT/'Gator Nation' paired for the first two sets against Jay 'Don't Call Me a Hog' Whiteside and Ozzie "Don't Call Me Wendell' Davids in (6-3, 2-6) outcomes. Coach Klein put it in perspective, joining TT in the (6-2) thumping of the two newbies to BCK in the finale, "I had a root canal yesterday, it can't possibly pain me as much to be your partner as long as this is the last set."