Early Enigmatic Enema

"Titan, you should thank me! With me there is no co-pay," chuckled Frank 'Slats' Slattery after his woeful performance as TT's partner in their humiliating two set defeat at the hands of Bob 'Kraut' Kluge and George 'Chemist' Hauss this evening at Schultze Park. It all started out so wonderfully. TT/'Slats' had a 3-1 lead in the first set that became a (3-6) defeat quicker than 'lax laxative taker's' proctologist will say on Friday "now roll over on your side and try and relax, this won't hurt a bit." Titan didn't know that he'd get a more painful hosing 40 hours before he's to be truly violated! Set two was more of the same as the 'bombastic bloviator' would prevail in his only service game (1-6) as 'Slats' lived up to his moniker - easily broken, offering no support!" As the foursome met at net, 'Slats' lamely opined, "Titan, I shouldn't have played between 2 and 4pm knowing that I'd have to carry you at 6pm." Kraut commented, "Frankie, you just had a bad day." Chemist quipped, "Guys, let's look at it this way. Soon the "bloated behemoth" will be a little less bloated. Frankie, you did play like crap. Titan will be thinking of you when he's tethered to the toilet tomorrow. Maybe there'll even be less bullshit in the blog!"