My Triple Crown

"Titan, I don't want to wait thirty years to see you win three in a row again" laughed Bill 'Electrolux' Ching as the 'bloated behemoth' trundled off to his car. TennisTitan had again gamely left his mark on Kinsley this afternoon sweeping the three sets he participated in. The 'bulbous blowhard' paired with 'Lil Papi' Saa in the opener against 'Electrolux' and Vladimir 'Russkie' Kartsev in a competitive set (6-4) that had the dog walkers agape with the deft shot making display. Set two and three saw the 'blogging bullshitter' head to the other side of the net to pair with 'Electrolux' in two more nail biters. 'Lil Papi'/'Russkie' gave it all they had in their (7-6 [4]) loss to TT and the maven of vacuum repairmen. John the 'Neck' Manzi teamed with the Russian immigrant entrepreneur only to be broken in the 12th game (7-5) and lose a chance for another tie breaker against a tiring TennisTitan and a tantrumming Ching. As the foursome met at net Russkie opined "in the USSR the Secretariat had great power just like you do on the court, Titan." 'Neck' Manzi Affirmed Vladimir's observation with "Titan, you hit a Seattle Slew of winners today." Titan quipped as he beat an especially hasty retreat to his car, "Gotta go. I took a laxative this morning. I'm afraid I have a 'Big Brown' in my shorts now."