Saturday, September 01, 2007

Do you know about Togo?

"Pistol, you must have had blanks in the chamber during the first set." So said a very satisfied TennisTitan upon completion of his third set of the day with Lou 'Pistol' Gerencer. The 'boisterous blowhard' with his 'Pistol' by his side had just dampened a near perfect day for George 'Chemist' Hauss and 'Rockin' Rick Ricci by serving the bagel (6-0). 'Chemist'/'RRR' had reeled off victories in their first four sets of the day (6-2, 6-2, 6-0, 6-1) including a second set thrashing (2-6) of TT/'Pistol'. Titan/'Pistol' ran off the last three games in their second set in a nice comeback (6-4) against Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz and Awal the 'Togo Man' to earn the right to a rematch on the champions court. Carl 'Spindly Legs' Gessman and Stuart 'Not Espn' Scott could not halt the onslaught of the tandem of Hauss/Ricci in sets 3 and 4 anymore than 'Big Al' Diodati and 'Happy Jack' Carey could in the opening set on this beautiful morning at Kinsley. A revivified Titan with his reloaded firearm at his side had other ideas in the finale. Awal, making his first appearance at the 'Big K' was warmly greeted by the 'blogging bullshitter' at picture time. 'Gimpy Knees' opined, "Titan, you are so damn annoying when you win." 'Chemist' chirped, "Thank God it doesn't happen that often." 'RRR' said, "Awal, where is Togo anyway?" Titan responded, "Hey Rock, isn't "To Go" how your wife orders your pizza every Friday night?" To wit, 'Pistol' chortled, "Titan, you are TOo GOod!" Awal, shrugging his shoulders flashing a wide smile said, "I thought the movie 'Coming to America' was crazy, but this..."

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