Yentas and Sunday Gravy

"Titan, I think you could work for Mossad." Those sage words were uttered by Yossi 'Israeli Time' Newman upon completion of today's play at Edgemont HS. 'Israeli Time' had been on the receiving end of far too many of TT's blistering forehands that decimated the White Plains landlord's game. Your Titan had it all working this morning - from lasers down the alley, to painting the backhand corner - those groundies kept on coming! The 'bloviating blowhard' came out firing (save for his placement serve to the backhand) when he paired with 'Rockin' Rick Ricci in their two set romp ( 6-2, 6-1) over Tony 'no baloney' Guido/'Israeli Time.' The 'bombastic backhand bomber' flipped partners in the third set and gave his buddy 'Rockin' Rick' a sweet taste of pace (6-3) in Titan's coup d' gras with 'No baloney' Guido. As the two Italian's met at net for picture-time, Ricci opined to Guido, "Tony, I told the Titan I like paste, as in tomato paste in my sauce." Guido shot back, "Ricky, with all the talking Titan does on the court, do you expect him to hear very well." To wit the Semite added, "Titan, you kill in the alley, just like Mossad - but you yak like a yenta! Oh vey, which is worse?!"