Tonsorial Tennis

"I figured you needed a goodbye present" chortled the 'Tullyville Trolley' his mouth agape. TennisTitan made his last scheduled appearance of the indoor season at the YTC this date playing his final set along side Bill ' Energizer Bunny Legs' Tully (6-1) rather than opposing him. 'Big Al' Diodati threw the Titan the life raft after he and the 'tireless Tipperarian' bageled (0-6) the 'lumbering loud mouth' and Vladimir 'Russkie' Kartsev. The 'Italian Stallion'/TT had dropped the opening set (2-6) to 'EBL'/'Russian Rocket.' "Bulbous blowhard, you suffered so many defeats at the hands of 'Big Al' and I this season as we stood idly on the baseline while Bill dominated at the net and patrolled the open court, we thought you should have the chance to be his team mate one time" opined 'Russkie.' 'Did you learn anything playing behind him 'Tommy TrashTalk' inquired 'Big Al.' Titan quipped, "there are no holes in his game guys, but that's not true with his hair. I now know he has the beginnings of a bald spot."