My Bondage

"Titan, it took the Jews hundreds of years to get out of Egypt. Be patient" cracked Max 'Tutor Tuchman. The 'impatient idiot' wanted to know how much longer it would be before Titan/'Tutor' could expect to defeat the tandem of 'Big Al' Diodati and Bill 'Energizer Bunny Legs' Tully. "But Max, you said that this afternoon would be different from all other afternoons when we played them" continued the 'boorish baseliner.' The (2-6, 1-6) result would not so indicate. "Titan you just don't understand. Today I made you a Jew. You attended your first Seder" Max explained at net. "How was that, Tutor" inquired 'Big Al.' 'EBl' said, "Titan is clearly enslaved by his love of tennis and his particular desire to beat us, Al. And since he is the youngest among us, he must ask the ritualistic question: why this afternoon is like no other afternoons." "That's perceptive of you Bill, any other ideas?" "I have one" interjected 'Big Al.' "Titan hits the ball so flat, it is like matzoh when it comes over the net, never rising." "And his running commentary during the match is, like matzoh, 'so tasteless' too" added the Tullyville Trolley. "All very true" continued the 'rallying rabbi' but you miss the most essential part of TT's conversation to Judaism today." "First of all, it is a blessing that Titan writes his stupid blog that we enjoy. And part of any good Seder meal is the bitter herb. Need I say more given his snide remarks. But most importantly during the match he serves such a good whine."