My "Shutdown"

"Titan, Russians are not stupid, just duplicitous" commented Vladimir 'Russkie' Kartsev as he left the court with two easy victories under his belt. The (2-6, 1-6, 2-3 partial) hammering administered by the 'Molotov Cocktail' and his 'Minister of Defense,' Bill Tully, were reminiscent of all the panache used by Nikita Kruschev banging his shoe at the United Nations some 50 years ago. 'Big Al' Diodati had no answers for the returns coming off the racquet of the emigre from Behind the Iron Curtain, and the Titan was nothing more than a Bloody Sunday victim at the hands of the 'irrepressible Irishman.' "Next time, 'ludicrous libeler,' I will run to the side of the court 'Energizer Bunny Legs' will be defending rather than be stuck with you. Vladimir showed more hustle in picking his partner than my democrats have sob stories about shutting down the government" opined the 'Italian Stallion.'"Hell, 'Big Al,' we're all stuck with that Obamanation of a president you and the 'Tutor' voted for. A good community organizer is what you need here to determine fair sides, don't you think?" retorted the 'bearded birther.' Vladimir iced the conversation thus, "Americans are stupid. All your politicians lie to get votes. It so happens that in Russia we don't have a free press to vet a politician's character. Here, the press is only interested in Lady Gaga's measurements or the dates Charlie Shehan was in rehab. No one cares if this president spent 2 million dollars shielding his past. The press gives him the same 'pass' Tully gives you on the court - with ease!" "You've been Trumped, Titan" quipped the 'Tullyville Trolley.'