"Where's my Surge Protector?"

"Titan, you misunderstood. I said I was a management consultant and had worked in the energy field for many years and enjoyed playing tennis...however, not necessarily with you. Obviously, what you need is a TENNIS consultant, one who will help you MANAGE what little ENERGY you have" chortled George the 'Human Dynamo' Dahlberg after his (2-6) romp at the Lake Tennis and Sail Club. "But since you asked" continued a smiling 'Human Dynamo' "you suffer from a power outage on your serve, and a regular brown out after the fourth ball is hit to you in a rally. I further note that you treat coming to the net as if it were an electrified fence." Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz delighting in the TennisTitan decimation from the side lines continued the assault with "George, you don't know the half of it. The 'bloated blowhard' will spin this one-sided affair as a near split when we all know it would have been a 3-6 victory for you if the lights ever came on at this facility. His being up 3-1 in the second set was a temporary power surge that was aided by the fading twilight. There was no way he was going to be able to handle the pace of your serve and the consistency of your ground strokes over a full set. And the 'egotistical egomaniac' knows it."