Big Daddy

"Titan, you were crushed like a no deposit beer can" said a smiling Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz as the group gathered at net. In a little more than one hour TennisTitan and Derek the 'Rah Man' Rahman were used and abused on court two at Kinsley. Dave ' Big Daddy' Lipscomb and the 'Rah Man' had worked out some off their pent up aggression against each other in singles before beckoning onto their court 'Gimpy Knees' and a late arriving 'boated blowhard.' There was no cheering for the TT/'Rah Man' tandem but plenty of sneering and jeering as they were man handled (3-6, 2-6) by 'Big Daddy' and 'GK' with very little effort. Senor Cruz wisely observed, "I lucked out coming on the court after you Titan. You went to the other side to play with 'Rah' and I got some needed siesta time as 'Big Daddy's partner. 'GK' further observed, "Titan as a kid I bet your were never disciplined by your parents. You were one of those goody two shoes who never got in trouble." "Well?" responded the 'blogging bullshitter.' "Today you were smacked by a 'mamacita Puerto Rican' and spanked by 'your daddy.' Joe, when I was a kid "Big Daddy," Gene Lipscomb was a great football player who died too young. This 'Big Daddy' put me to death too quickly on the court this morning."