"That's All Folks."

"Genealogist, this time you barked up the wrong tree" giggled the 'bloated blowhard' at the end 0f a hard fought second set under the lights at the Tarpon Tennis and Sail Club. After rolling over in the first set (6-2) to the TennisTitan, George 'Genealogist' Pratt rebounded to take the 'immobile minotaur' to the limit in his (6-4) defeat to close out TT's two and one-half week Florida Seniors Tour on a happy note. The not so 'genial geriatric' let this one get away as he led throughout only to be broken in the ninth game and have the Titan serve it out. The 'blogging bullshitter' departs the Sunshine State with a six and four record in sets played. The 'witty Wichitan' reminded the 'egotistical egomaniac' that only one of those six victories came against an opponent younger than the Titan. "First, you abuse your visitor from NY, 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz, who can't lift his arm above his head and can't run any better than you, then you brow beat me, a man 9 years your senior into three games you won handily and now you look to take credit!?" sniped the 'Son of the American Revolution' descendant. "I've met guys like you in libraries all over the country researching their ancestry. You're the type like that Clinton apologist, Sandy Berger, National Security Adviser. You remember, he filches an incriminating file and gets caught with it in his sock and he claims 'I forgot.' That's you on the tennis court." The 'flabbergasted flatulent fathead' retorted, "My guy was Sandy Becker. I never missed Wonderama on Sunday on Channel 5 in the 1950's. And he never wore socks either."