Three Alarm (Titan was on) FIRE!

"El Sr. Titán, usted es el mejor jugador de tenis," commented El Professor Pequeno at the conclusion of play this morning at Kinsley. His partner, 'Der Klugmeister,' Bob 'Kraut' Kluge could only grudgingly concur. "Wenn das der Führer hatten Sie mit dem Krieg wäre Deutschland heute die Welt regieren, mein lieber Titan." "Hey, what about me?" interjected Frank 'Slats' Slattery. "Am I chopped liver?" George 'Teacher' Febles proclaims the TennisTitan the best player today and the 'arrogant Aryan' says Hitler would have won the war and Germany would be ruling the world if he had Titan on his side!" 'That's not hyperbole, that's like Obama saying we have to spend more to reduce our debt!" "Frankie, I took you along for the ride" retorted TT. Our (6-3, 6-4) victories over these two yokels were hard fought but not unanticipated. Titan had his 'A' game - pop, placement, and point construction." "Teacher' jumped in, "Don't forget 'mouth' - it's always the ass' biggest asset!" From the adjacent court Carl the 'anonymous Gas Man, quipped, "pretentious prevaricator' don't be thinking that your (6-3) triumph over Stan 'Capt Fire' Nowak and myself in the opening set is any credit to you. 'Slats' did all the work." "That's right, Titan critiqued 'Capt. Fire,' "Slats is the pick and axe man, you just hold the hose."