Much to Atone for

"Max, let me at least buy your seat in the temple" insisted the TennisTitan. "Titan, first why don't you buy a can of balls at Kinsley before shooting off your mouth" defended 'Big Al' Diodati. "I got it" chimed in Bill 'Energizer Bunny Legs" Tully. "Titan buys the seat, Max buys the balls and 'Big Al' buys himself some glasses; then we'll all be happy." The group was a little testy at the Yonkers Tennis Center this date. TT/'EBL' opened with a (6-1) thrashing of Max 'Tutor' Tuchman and 'Big Al' only to be bageled by 'EBL'/'Tutor' combo in the second set. "Italian Stallion', I could have used some of your bad calls when you paired with me; (0-6) is horrendous, even if the 'Tutor' claims more power with a newly strung racket. He's still playing with that rickety 75 year old body" retorted the 'blasphemous bullshitter." 'EBL' reminded the group, "that's just another misstatement of the facts that Max will be atoning for next week... it's like a grain of sand on the beach he sits on down in Boca in the winter."  "And I suppose, you don't think it's a lie Titan, when you claim we played well together in the third set (3-4 partial)" rejoined 'Tutor.'