Law of Diminishing Returns

"Titan, you may have pain from playing too much, but let me assure you, you cause more pain to us because you play at all" chorused the trio of George 'Chemist' Hauss, 'Rockin' Rick Ricci and 'Dave the Rave.' "We each had to carry you for a set against the other two and damn near broke our backs running for balls you should have had" lamented 'Dave the Rave' who paired with the 'bombastic blowhard' in the third and final set (4-6). 'Dave you're just pissed because Titan had enough game for us to eke out our (6-4) victory against you and the 'Chemist' responded 'RRR.' "Don't you guys notice that TennisTitan is always at his best in the opening set" commented the 'Chemist' who clearly benefitted from the 40 ounces of coffee jacking up the 'lethargic libertine's energy level in the opener (6-2). 'Rave' it's like this, retorted the 'aching asshole.' "I was a fan of Rudyard Kipling back in HS. You know his poem "The White Man's Burden."  This little ditty is my tribute to you "No one here is rich, so playing with Titan is a bitch. I don't want to hear your lecture, until you let me take your picture. So now be nice and smile for a photo op, or the 'Black Man's Burden' will never stop."