Biology101

"Titan, our comeback today from 0-4 down in the first set was almost as good as the one I pulled off with 'Slats' on Saturday (1-5 to 7-5) against 'Kraut' and 'not Espn.' But you're right it feels so good beating Frank Slattery whether you are coming from behind or leading from the first ball toss" opined El Prezidente, Rich Pezioso at plays conclusion at Kinsley this windy Tuesday. "Why so?" queried 'Slats' partner for today's double defeat (7-5, 6-4) Dave 'Whirling Dervish' McDonald. "Dave, it's simple. Titan and I are Medicare Men, we retired from that boondoggle 10 years ago. You and 'Slats' are still sucking up paychecks from the Yonkers Board of Education. We know what it is to work on the court, you are employed by a bloated bureaucracy. The 'coddling counselor' writes college recommendations all day while you flash slide projections of amoeba and paramecium on the screen as your students sleep" countered 'Prez.' "But Prez, Dave is a distinguished chair of the science program at  the prestigious I.B. (International Baccalaureate) program at Yonkers High. He's held in high regard by students, faculty, and administration" answered 'Slats.' "Nonsense!" retorted the Titan. The 'Whirling Dervish' is a hydra at net, flailing his arms at balls whizzing by him. He needs to regenerate his tennis game, not his arms to be on the same court as me. And as for you, you flimsy venetian blind part, you should be saying: "I be wanting 'El Prezidente' as my partner the next time we play."