Irrational Rationale

"How do you figure that" responded 'Big Al' DioDati to the TennisTitan's boast that we 'almost had you today." "How can you possibly contend that you and the 'Russain Bear' played better today than last week" continued the 'Italian Stallion.' You got bageled (0-6) in the second set, didn't you!?" "But 'Big Al,' interjected Vladimir 'Russkie' Kartsev, we were up 5-4 in the opener and at 30-30 in the 10th game. We had you and Bill 'Energizer Bunny Legs' rubbing your rosary beads." Hearing that 'EBL' had had enough. "Titan, you lost 3 and 2 last week, it was 5 (5-7) and 0 today. Winning 5 games does not make a set. You lost both sets as usual." "And 'lumbering loudmouth,' if you ever win a set against us the six games must be in the same set." 'Russkie' turned to the group and explained, "It must be time for the Titan to return to the Florida Senior Tour. His logic is that of a senile sexagenarian and he needs to sit on a sandy beach and dream about getting his first serve in with pace." "All he dreams about is getting the Early Bird special"retorted 'Big Al.' We'll see him next in March at Kinsley and he'll have a doggy bag of used tennis balls no doubt."