Sweet Nothings

"Titan, maybe you should have a chocolate shake with your lunch today" snickered 'Dave the Rave' as he and Stuart 'not Espn' Scott ambled over to the winners court to face 'Slats' and 'Happy Jack.' 'The Rave' was ebullient after his (4-6) victory over TT and Mike 'not so stellar' Stella in this morning's opener at Kinsley. The 'bloated blowhard' had declared that Brownies was always a favorite snack at the 'douche bag's domicile' in anticipation of an easy victory over the soft hitting African Americans. 'Odious Oaf,' you forgot that 'not so stellar' has a well earned appellation" observed a laughing 'not Espn' "he never saw a volley he couldn't take a full swing at nor a forehand he couldn't drive into the bottom of the net. And furthermore, you let him play the ad court thinking that he could control his backhand volley." Thereafter the 'fatuous fathead' decided to take matters exclusively into his own hands in the second set against 'Carl the anonymous Gas Man' and Sab the 'Koide Kid.' The 'nettlesome nitwit' fired three aces in his opening service game to set the tone early in the (6-3) victory he enjoyed with 'not so stellar.' Titan, on the backhand side once again, was flawless. Mike asked the 'wimpy wordsmith' if he had done enough to redeem himself by minimizing his errors in the second set. The 'cantankerous crank' quipped "Stella d' Oro was always a favorite cookie of mine as a kid. I always loved to drive by their factory on the Deegan going southbound at 238th St. and inhale that sweet anisette aroma. But you are no Star of Gold today - you stunk up the park! Don't ask. Your nickname remains the same."