A Double Defeat

"So Titan, which hurts more that ticket you got coming up to play or you dropping that second set to me (3-6)?" queried Rich 'Prezidente' Prezioso. Indeed, the BriarCliff Manor maven was the 'Man of the Match' this afternoon. After the Titan had given him 'a clean sheet' with his (6-0) drubbing in the opener, the 'garrulous gargantuan' had his difficulties against the 'Prez' for the remainder of this sultry summer afternoon. The final set was 'level' at four games a piece with the pressure on the 'pusillanimous psychologist' to hold serve in the ninth game after two hours of intense play. The 'hearty health educator' was running every ball down for the past set and one-half and sustaining rallies against this 'weary wordsmith' like never before. But the 'corpulent competitor' came up with a 'set piece' at break point to take the third set (6-4). The combatants traded jibes as they ambled to their respective cars. "Prez' had you answered your damn phone the first or second time I called you unsuccessfully from the car, I wouldn't have gotten the freaking ticket on my 3rd attempt" lamented the 'loathsome loudmouth.' "Titan, you got what you deserved today. I ran your lard ass around the court, so now you're lighter in the gut. That State Trooper ran that hideous Honda of yours to the side of the road, and made you lighter in the wallet! Any call to me is worth a $100, especially if I come out a winner. Show up in court and plead 'stupidity"