IRS Day (Inaccurate Returns and Serves)

"A freakin' tsunami, Tutor" was all TennisTitan could say as he ushered the 'sanguine Snow Bird' to the other side of the net. "Give me the 'Italian Stallion' and you take the 'Jewish Jacaranda.' I'll throw in three used tennis balls, a broken vibration dampener, and a sweat towel" was TT's offer to 'EBL' to start the 3rd set. Max 'Tutor' Tuchman had just returned to YTC action from his four month winter hiatus and was unceremoniously mistreated (1-6, 2-6) by 'Big Al' Diodati during his first two sets as TennisTitan's partner. TT fared no better with 'Big Al' in the near completed third set (0-5 partial) when 'Tutor' paired with Bill 'Energizer Bunny Legs' Tully. Indeed, both Max and Al shine as support players at net when the Tullyville Trolley patrols the baseline and keeps the ball in play by forcing defensive returns. "Titan, we can't support you, because you can't support yourself on the court" asserted the 'dynamic duo' at plays end. The 'blathering blowhard' could only look askance at 'EBL' when Tully observed, "Titan, one of these days I'm going to be stuck with you as my partner. Let's hope that your game is not too taxing for me. You ain't no Tea Party, you know. With your court coverage being what it is, you should file for an extension."