TennisTitan will be in Florida for the next four weeks. TT is looking forward to his matches with 'CC Flash' and 'Big Daddy' Jeff who is adding on Sept. 25th a future opponent to his family for the Titan to play (circa 2011). Joey "Baby Titan" Briscoe will be formidable. Titan hopes to back on the court reporting matches to you by October 1st.
Your Titan hit the courts running - check that, in TT's case make that walking briskly, this afternoon at the YTC. TennisTitan paired with Max 'Tutor' Tuchman against Roy. 'Mr Spin' Marzullo and 'Big Al' Dio Dati (subbing for 'EBL). This was a first-time combination of teams for this foursome, what with Ol' Reliable Bill 'EBL" Tully (he's no Tommy Heinrich) a late scratch. TT came away thinking that this was one of the better Thursday Group meetings in the five years he has been associated with group. In set one, Titan and 'Tutor' were defeated (6-8) when TT suffered his only service loss of the day in the 12th game that enabled 'Big Al'/'Mr Spin' to send it into overtime. The final two games of this first set epitomized the tenor of the entire set as each and every point was masterfully played by all parties. Indeed, with this defeat one might not have expected what was to follow. Your Titan who was serving big all day, ratched up his game to levels not usually known to him and dominated all aspects of the eleven games that followed (6-1, 4-0 partial). TT smoked the forehand alley, was right-on with placement serves, and had Mr Spin panting in his efforts to get to his twistingly accurate lobs interspersed with deft droppers and well placed cross court backhands. 'Tutor' could have been actively recruited by the Yonkers Dept. of Public Works; he took care of so many of the garbage defensive returns elicited by TT's popping serve! As the boys met at net for the post match hand shake Tutor opined, "Titan, what's with you today, I actually called you "Bill" by mistake the way you were abusing Roy." 'Big Al' reflected, "I thought I was supposed to be "Bill." TennisTitan chortled to Tutor, 'Imagine if you had not forgotten your glasses, you might have called me "Roger!"
The Titan was called upon to help three more morning group players shake off the rust from their summer absence from the tennis court. TennisTitan paired with Mario 'Zippy' Zino against Jeff 'Limo Man' Berkon and Yossi 'Israeli Time' Newman at the YTC. TT chose not to put his foot on the gas throughout most of the hard fought two-setter. But as often is the case in life you can not turn on (my limited) ability as if it were a light switch. After cruising to a relatively easy (6-3) victory in the opening set, Titan and 'Zippy's level fell just enough to make the second set far more competitive. TT/'Zippy rallied from 2-5 down to level the set at six. TennisTitan and 'Zippy' dropped the critical multi-deuce 13th game against Limo Man's serve and fell meekly on Mario's serve (6-8). As the boys gathered at net for the obligatory post match picture, Limo Man opined, "Titan, it seems you only paid a one-way fare this morning, not a round trip." Mario wondered aloud, "Yossi, does Titan drive too fast for you?" Israeli Time retorted, "Nein, just talks too much!"
Your Titan returned to the early hours wars (7:30 - 9:00) at the Yonkers Tennis Center this morning joining Ed 'Lean, Lanky, Lefty' Gordon, 'Rockin' Rick Ricci and Tony 'No Baloney' Guido in three plus sets of tennis. "LLL" was rotated through the group and presented each of his partners with their own personal ''L." TennisTitan/'LLL' dropped the first set (3-6). Little did TT realize that by capturing three games after being down love-5 that that would be the highlight of the morning. Titan paired with 'RRR' in set two and cruised to a (6-1) victory over 'No Baloney' and the Lean, Lanky Lefty. The tandem of 'RRR'/'LLL' were served their morning bagel (6-0) by 'NB'/TT in the final set played to completion. Your Titan was scrambling to spoil a bagel in the making in the time-curtailed 4th set (0-4) when he reunited with 'LLL.' As the exhausted foursome left the court Ed opined, "Guys, I guess I am a little rusty, not having played in 9 weeks." No Baloney chortled, "What do you mean a little?" 'RRR' chirped, "Rusty? -don't you mean corroded?" TT crowed, "I'll bring the WD-40 next time, who gives a crap we all had fun!"
TennisTitan and nine of his mates were graced with the presence of Mayor Phil Amicone this date in what served as the "official" (hell, the mayor is Yonkers chief executive) opening of the newly resurfaced Kinsly Park. The Kinsley boys are very appreciative of Hizonor's recent commitment of the city's funds to refurbish our second home. The mayor's opening remarks were heard by this retinue of sycophants and several dog walkers who immediately resumed plastic bag duties upon seeing Amicone pick up his racket and engage in a few practice rallies with the Titan among others.The boys having paid homage to the mayor, and exacting some physical labor from him to get the wet courts in playing shape, then engaged in some spirited high-quality doubles. On court 1 'Big Al' Dio Dati and Frank 'Slats' Slattery staged a remarkable comeback from 2-5 to take the tie breaker (7-6 [7]) from George 'Chemist' Hauss and Bob 'Kraut' Kluge relegating them to the loser's bracket. On the adjacent court 2 your humble?!? reporter and 'Rockin' Rick Ricci held sway (6-3) over Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz and Chris 'Prozac Kid' Tyrone. 'Chemist'/'Kraut' met more resistance (6-4) than anticpated from 'Happy Jack' Carey (substituting for 'GK') and the 'Prozac Kid' and advanced to the final set. TT/'RRR' barely hung on in their second set against 'Big Al'/'Slats' dissapating a 5-3 lead to win the tie breaker (7-6 [4]). In the champions round the Teutonic Duo of Kluge and Hauss was more lethal than the bombing of Dresden as they blitzkrieged the weary 'RRR'/TT (6-2) for this day's ultimate bragging rights. As the exhausted 'bombastic blowhard' left the court 'Kraut' was heard to say to him, "Tommy, my boy, it was nice of you to recognize my trip in from Chicago and have the mayor here to greet me." 'Chemist' quipped, "Titan, we here so much about your "Kick-Ass" tour, how about calling today your "Kiss-Ass" tournament.
Your Titan was so much looking forward to his opening indoor match at the Yonkers Tennis Center today. The ideal day to appreciate paying to play tennis - a rainy day in New York with the temperatures in the high sixties (when otherwise you might wish that you were playing outdoors). But I got rained on anyway! TT partnered with Bill 'EBL' Tully. He of "that great first step toward the ball" and excellent court anticipation. The opposition, the Inwood Tandem, of Roy 'Mr. Spin' Marzullo and Jim Addiss 'Abada' two veteran players who bring tenacity, guile, and shot variety onto the court with them. Well, Energizer Bunny Legs forgot to bring his sneakers and wound up tweaking his ankle seven games into what was becoming a donnybrook of a first set (4-3). It took 45 minutes to play the 7 games that were marked with long rallies and multi-deuce games. TT's game was flat. He dropped his only two service opportunities, shanked a few put-aways at net and was being 'eaten up' by the forehand returns of 'Abada.' But damn, we were on serve when EBL rolled his ankle in the ballet-type sneakers that Mr. Spin had laying around in his trunk. But my hat is tipped to 'Spin' and 'Abada,' men in their 70's, who provide a wonderful example for this 60 year old hacker to keep on playing. Or did I mean yakker! Like FoxNews - "I report, you decide."
