The 'whining wimp' was wailing so loud that he had to be shushed from the adjacent court: "N-M-F, N-M-F, it's never my fault," TT chanted as today's play concluded at the Yonkers Tennis Center. "Where was the triumphant return" queried 'Big Al' Diodati who was complicit in the (3-6, 2-6) defeat that he and 'Energizer Bunny Legs' Bill Tully hung on the 'boisterous blowhard' and Max 'Tutor' Tuchman. "What return!" kidded 'EBL' who handled the best that TT could offer. Indeed, Titan played to his capabilities but came up short at critical times. 'Tutor' couldn't do enough to offset 'Big Al's control of the allies. Titan can hardly ever out rally the Tullyville Trolley. The 'Beacon of Boca' was not quick afoot on the court but rapidly retorted at net repartee, "N-M-F yourself, you 'bearded blunderer.' No More Foolishness!" "Max, hold on a second' chimed in 'EBL' "without the Titan's antics Tennis would really become 'N-M-F' - Not Much Fun.
"Just helping Slats.' He doesn't like the rain running down his forehead. I'm the steady hand on the court too."
"Titan, you must have some pull with the rain gods" complained ''Happy Jack' Carey as the foursome scurried to put their gear away. "HJ" was annoyed from the moment he had stepped on to the court because his post-work nap had been disturbed by an unexpected call by TT from Kinsley with the sudden break in the weather. Now TT and Frank 'Slats' Slattery had managed to put a (6-2) whipping on 'HJ' and his erstwhile partner, George 'Chemist' Hauss before the heavens opened up again in Yonkers. The rain had ended in late afternoon allowing the 'immobile minotaur' to de-puddle and roll dry a court for the 5PM engagement. The 'preposterous pontificator' made the most of the 50 minute playing window by dominating the action. "You should be the most effective player" quipped 'Slats,' "we all have to work a long day before playing in the late afternoon. Titan, you read magazines and do crossword puzzles all day." TT retorted in kind, "Frankie, have you forgotten the standard I set with the Board of Education? Didn't I do the same thing at school. I just made sure I walked fast and had a clipboard in my hand. Only now I hobble around the house (and these courts) with a tennis racket in my hand!"
"This is a 'newbie' I pressed into action because we needed a fourth. I owe him a lot already - he got me my 2 victories today!"
"Ahoy, matey, The Pirates of the Caribbean stole one from you" chanted Clarence 'Gazelle' Williams and Joe 'Gimpy Knees' Cruz as they came to net for pictures. The leg weary Titan was left on the sidelines for this day's finale which ended with Gazelle/GK's amazing comeback from a 1-4 deficit to take the set (6-4). Their victims were the German Juggernaut - Bob 'Kraut' Kluge and George 'Chemist' Hauss. Titan had paired with both Deutchlanders for a set earlier on this picture perfect day for his two victorys. TT/'Chemist' defeated 'Kraut' and newbie 'WWW' - 'Wondering Wondrous Wally' (6-3). Then pairing with 'Der Klugemeister'/ TT bageled 'Chemist'/'WWW' (6-0). Breathing a heavy sigh of relief that the 'braggadocios blowhard' was not on their dance card were the teams of 'Slats'/'Big Al' and 'Happy Jack'/'Speedy Legs' who had battled for two sets before calling it a day. With no opposition for the 'blogging bullshitter' to engage, entered The Jamaican Cricketeer. "Man, I will test my abilities and play with the 'loud-mouth loser' against you two who have already carried the 'bloated behemoth' to victory." The (3-6) defeat at the hands of the 'German Juggernaut' did not forbode the robbery that was to take place when the Puerto Rican maestro replaced the 'immobile minotaur' for the last set. The final insult was hurled by the 'Kraut' as Titan took the final picture, "There - (looking at TT) he blows!" The 'Chemist' wryly quipped, "Bob, Titan 'ain't no Moby, but he sure is a dick!"
"Titan, your stimulus package has arrived" chortled Frank 'Slats' Slattery at the conclusion of the second set at Kinsley Park this date. 'Slats'/'TT' had just completed a (7-6 [3], 6-3) sweep of 'Happy Jack' Carey and George 'Chemist' Hauss. 'Slat's had come up big in the second set leading the charge that saw his team rally to take the last five games of the contest. 'Slats' agility at the net had been sorely missing in the opener which had the 'bombastic blowhard' do much of the heavy lifting. This set also was marked by a rally from 1-3 and 2-4 deficits. The 'pedantic prevaricator's tenacity was never more in evidence with his service hold in the eighth game. Fending off five break points the 'obnoxious ogre' survived eight deuces to tie the contest. The 'crusty curmudgeon' was similarly clutch with an easy service hold to knot the set at six and force the breaker. As the teams met at net 'Chemist' related that he felt heartened by his ability to play as well as he did given the fact that he had fractured his toe with his fall at Kinsley about a month ago. 'Happy Jack,' not one to let a sitter go by, quipped "George, I always feel hobbled with you as my partner and my toes are fine. Why don't we fracture this uneasy relationship. I need a cigarette."
TennisTitan joined Georege 'Chemist' Hauss for a late afternoon game of doubles against Carl 'Speedy Legs' Gessman and Bob 'Kraut' Kluge. In a well played set 'Speedy Legs'/'Kraut' prevailed (4-6). With the set knotted at 4 apiece the 'Chemist' imploded at net. Der Klugemiester/'SL' capitalized on the vulnerable unprotected middle of the court time after time late in the match to secure their hard earned victory. Titan rallied impressively on several key points against the Luftwaffe but was undone by balls overplayed at net. As the teams met post match 'Speedy Legs' opined, "Titan, I guess you should have played with me, we had great success together last Saturday." 'Kraut' commented, "No, Carl, Titan should play with me - he's a hot dog on the court, ain't he? 'Chemist' erupted, "Why do I get stuck with him. I just took a Defensive Driving course. And he takes two points off every game!"
